She was a doctor, doctor of rocks and snow
He was a coder, his weapon of choice was go
He made his move, picking up trash by the road

When she saw him, she thought "he's the one for me"
I'm gonna pick my berries, from my own height on the tree
I just love the way, he's clearing out that debris

Hiking down the path, a big cat blocker her way
She yelled at him, don't you know my name
I'm defender of the trail, the cougar's bane

She hopped on a rope, got stuck in little bull
Rappeled in a crack, wedged herself down in that hole
When she returned to the roost, she rode that little bull in full

Mr. marmot snuck up, took him by surprise
He stared down that marmot, put fear in his eyes
But the marmot revenged him, on the bed where he lies

They spent their days, chopping onions and cooking meat
They risked it all, crossing rivers or the street
Those Michelin starts, they sure don't come for free